She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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