I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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