Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just gargled with NyQuil
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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