no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
third nipple confirmed
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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