So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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