So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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