I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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