U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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