ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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