i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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