stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
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You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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