In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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