Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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