I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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