He uses pillows to masturbate.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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