Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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