I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
