Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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