I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
he wants to bone in the snuggie
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
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So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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