I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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