Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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