what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
