you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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