I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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