you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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