Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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