hell yes lets make some ravioli
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
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I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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