im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
if i died would you start the facebook group?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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