It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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