He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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