Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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