I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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