Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Randomize
