My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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