I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
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At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Floor bacon is actually really good
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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