Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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