oh god the rape fog is back!
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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