Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends