Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(210): View more from Texas

Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?

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(323): View more from California

Where??

(310): View more from California

Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry

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(815): View more from Illinois

His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.

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(817): View more from Texas

Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you

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(845): View more from New York

I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.

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(602): View more from Arizona

Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.

(316): View more from Kansas

That's the best creepy text ever.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends

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