Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason