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• (408): View more from California

  Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'

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  needless to say i wont be back home tonight

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• (682): View more from Texas

  aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia

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• (315): View more from New York

  A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos

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  She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things

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  I felt like I was at the zoo

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer

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