I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
