i think i have herpe
just one?
i wish my penis had a tongue
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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