I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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