The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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