I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
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I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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