Do vagina's smell?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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