Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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