You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
More tranny stories later!
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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