love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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