Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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