He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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