if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
25 Children of Helicopter Parents Admit The Most Horrible Thing They Were Put Through
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Proof That Kendall Jenner Is The Queen of Cannes
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
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