Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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