David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine