he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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