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(770): View more from Georgia

I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today

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(914): View more from New York

We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.

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(917): View more from New York City

still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.

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(706): View more from Georgia

He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it

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(404): View more from Georgia

my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.

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(954): View more from Florida

i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.

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(618): View more from Illinois

It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex

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