hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED