Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(562): View more from California

hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?

(708): View more from Illinois

We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party

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(402): View more from Nebraska

He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.

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(516): View more from New York

I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.

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(702): View more from Nevada

we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night

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(309): View more from Illinois

SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED

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