I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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