"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
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