its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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